Yes, his name is Adolf.

Yes, his name is Adolf.

I definitely noticed this glorious cut.

I definitely noticed this glorious cut.

(Source: obriens, via needs-to-get-a-life)

(Source: anwa, via needs-to-get-a-life)

Me, every morning. Time to get motivated!

(Source: danisnotonfiregifs, via needs-to-get-a-life)

Is she really holding a book? Oh, Posh.

Is she really holding a book? Oh, Posh.

Shit. Stop distracting me at work. Gah.

(Source: glam-val, via gthegentleman)

"I want to go to there."

"I want to go to there."

(Source: love-england, via r0lling-papers)

Ughhhhh. Yes.

Ughhhhh. Yes.

… because the juxtaposition of the savory ham and the sweetness of the pineapple reflects the complexity … diametrically opposed… polar… bits of me.

… because the juxtaposition of the savory ham and the sweetness of the pineapple reflects the complexity … diametrically opposed… polar… bits of me.

LOLing.